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by on December 28, 2010

On the set of his upcoming film, Green Lantern, Ryan Reynolds was voicing concerns over his marriage with soon-to-be-ex-wife, Scarlett Johansson. An “insider” tells Us Weekly that he felt ScarJo “treated him badly” and never “made him a priority.”

Why Would Anyone Treat Ryan Reynolds Badly?Well, I’m thinking of a word to describe Scarlett that rhymes with witch, but since I’m not a party in this situation, I will reserve judgement…

Oh, who am I kidding, it’s the internet. Ryan’s much better off to be hot and Canadian and single all by himself.

Relationships, particularly with actresses (and I use that term lightly in reference to ScarJo)  are pointless. Whatever happened to causal sex with no obligations or expectations?

It’s a lot cheaper than a divorce and wastes less time than a sham marriage.

LINK LOVE: Us Weekly


Contributed by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester dot brathwaite at gmail

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