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Edited by on December 28 2010 at 2:23 PM

Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner has never really been the marrying kind. He’s only been married twice and for an 84-year-old with a libido of a pubescent boy, that’s not a lot of strolls down the aisle. However something about 24-year-old Playmate Crystal Harris has inspired him to pop the question. I can’t for the life of me think of what that something could be…

Worlds Oldest Man Whore Engaged to Worlds Luckiest Gold Digger

Hef, naturally, took his Twitter to announce the news, which is surprising because usually people his age have no idea what the Twitter is. Or the internets. Or, for that matter, a computer.

Hef’s two previous marriages — to Mildred Williams in 1959 and to Playmate Kimberly Conrad in 1989 — each lasted about ten years, so that bodes well for Crystal. Hef, on the other hand…well, he’ll hang in as long as he can.

Despite their 60 year age difference, Crystal maintains that her love is true and she  has no ulterior motive:

“I would say that I’m not after Hef for his money. I have my own career going.”

Well, it’s nice that she “would say” that. I would say that Hugh Hefner is the biggest pimp that ever walked this planet and that he’s too smart to not have her sign a pre-nup.

Congrats to the happy couple!

LINK LOVE: MTV News

Story by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester at fashionindie.com