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Edited by on July 3 2008 at 10:28 AM

Would You Really Want To Smell Like This?

Kim Kardashian is teaming up with New Wave Fragrances to come out with her own perfume…Why? No one is actually going to buy it. I can only imagine this smelling like the greasy food she eats, that goes straight to her ass and chest, her boyfriend Reggie Bush’s jockstrap, with a hint of hooker. Kim my advice for you is to stick to what you are good at…being a C-list celebrity and making sex tapes with R&B singers.


Warning: Directly applying this fragrance to one’s skin may cause a significant increase in ass size.

Story by Corey Moran

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